Just like that show, "Kids Say the Darndest Things," here are some true quotes by some adorable youngsters. Enjoy:

• I've learned that my daddy can say a lot of words I can't. - Age 8

• I've learned that if you spread the peas out on your plate it looks like you ate more. - Age 6

• I've learned that just when I get my room the way I like it mom makes me clean it up. - Age 13

• I've learned that you can be in love with four girls at the same time. - Age 9

• I've learned that you can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. - Age 7

• I've learned that if you laugh and drink soda pop at the same time, it will come out your nose. - Age 7

• I've learned that when mommy and daddy shout at each other it scares me. - Age 5

• I've learned that when daddy kisses me in the mornings he smells like a piece of Jolly Rancher candy. - Age 10

• I've learned that when I eat fish sticks, They help me swim faster because they're fish. - Age 7

• I've learned that when I wave at people in the country they stop what they're doing and wave back. - Age 9

• I've learned that when I grow up, I'm going to be an artist. It's in my blood. - Age 8

• I've learned that you can't judge boys by the way they look. - Age 12

• I've learned that if you want to cheer yourself up, you should try cheering someone else up. - Age 13

• I've learned that you should never jump out of a second story window using a sheet for a parachute. - Age 10

• I've learned that parents are very hard to live with. - Age 12

• I've learned that sometimes the tooth fairy doesn't always come. Sometimes he's broke. - Age 8

• I've learned that if you talk too long on the phone with a girl, your parents suspect something is going on. - Age 11

• I've learned that girls sweat just as much as boys. - Age 11

• I've learned that when wearing suspenders with one strap down, you need to be careful going to the bathroom. - Age 10

• I've learned if you put a June bug down a girls dress, she goes crazy. - Age 6

• I've learned that it always makes me feel good to see my parents holdinghands. - Age 13

• I've learned that you shouldn't confuse a black crayon with a Tootsie Roll. - Age 10

• I've learned that I would like to be a horse and live on a ranch, if only cowboys didn't wear spurs. - Age 8

• I've learned that I like my teacher because she cries when we sing "Silent Night". - Age 7

• I've learned that sometimes I don't like to play ball with daddy because he gets mad when I drop the ball. - Age 10

• I've learned that milk helps keep your bones from bending over. - Age 7

• I've learned that the teacher always calls on me the time I don't know the answer. - Age 9

• I've learned how to hold animals without killing them. - Age 5

• I've learned that when you have three of your wild friends in the car the driver freaks. - Age 9

• I've learned that gold fish don't like Jello. - Age 5

• I've learned that you should say your prayers every night. - Age 9

• I've learned that the older I get the less attention I get. - Age 6

• I've learned that sometimes my mother laughs so hard that she snorts. - Age 7