10. Because you deserve better than the backseat of some car.

9. As seen on "COPS"

8. If we'd known U were staying all nite, we'd have changed the sheets.

7. We left off the 9, but you know it's there.

6. Sure, you could stay someplace nicer, but then you wouldn't have money left over for a hooker.

5. We'll leave the Lysol for ya!

4. We don't make the adultery. We make the adultery "better!"

3. It's Hookerriffic!

2. Cheap and Easy - Just Like Your Mother.

1. We put the "Ho" in "Motel."