I just really, trully, deeply want to recognize just some of the many organizations that, I'm glad to say, I belong to. Here are just a few, that I'd like to mention, here today: my thanks to the "Dirty Rotten Pricks of America." and who could forget the "Child Pornographers Association," as well as the "United Syphilis Foundation."

These people do some wonderfull work. So, please I plead to you, go out and volunteer your time today.

Okay...?