Balanced Budget: After the government takes enough to balance the budget, the citizen has to budget the balance.

Capitalism: Government of the sheep, by the shepherds, for the wolves.

Collective Security: A diplomatic arrangement for the maintenance of world peace through world war.

Democracy: The theory that the common man knows what he wants and deserves to get it - good and hard.

Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.

Political Crisis: Not getting re-elected.

Transfer Payments: Wealth taken from the people who work for a living and given to people who vote for a living.