A guy walks into a bar with an octopus. He sits the octopus down on a stool and tells everyone in the bar that this is a very talented octopus. He can play any instrument in the world. He hears everyone in the crowd laughing so he says he will wager $50.00 to anyone who has an instrument that the octopus can't play.

A guy walks up with a guitar and sits it beside the octopus. The octopus plays it better than Jimi Hendrix so the man pays his $50.

Another guy walks up with a trumpet so the octopus plays it better than Dizzy Gillespie. The man pays his $50.

A third guy walks up with bagpipes. He sits them down and the octopus fumbles with it for a minute and sets it down with a confused look. "HA!!" the man says, "you can't you play it?!"

The Octopus says, "Play it? I'm trying to figure out how to take it's clothes off so I can fuck it!"

:-)KEEP SMILIN' :-)
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