Hansell and Gretell discovered the Gingerbread house about forty-five minutes after they discovered the magic mushrooms. "Yeah, I see it too!"

Mary, Mary quite contrary, how does your garden grow? With taco bells and silverbells and an acre and a half of killer shit.

Mary had a little gram.
Mary had a little lamb.
Whose stash was white as snow.
And everywhere that Mary went, they'd both enjoy a blow!

Old King Cole

Was a Merry Ol'Sole
Who sent for his pipe and bowl.
Now you know - what's up with ol'King Cole
Yeah. He'd get high.

And watch his fiddlers three.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet eating her curds and way. Along came a spider and sat down beside her and they wrapped for ‘bout an hour and a half.

GOLDILOCKS AND THE 3 TIGERS

Once upon a time there lived a young girl named Goldilocks. She went into a forest and saw a tiny cottage. No one was home so she went inside. There she saw three bowls of porridge. A big bowl, a medium one, and a small bowl. She was just about to taste the small bowl of porridge when the tigers came in. They quickly grabbed Goldilocks and cut her into big, medium and small pieces which they than began to dip in the porridge and eat. But it wasn't really porridge, no! It was sulfuric acid. The tigers ate quickly as they were very hungry. "Boy," said the father tiger, "that was simply spify!"

Cinderella...

Cinderella wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears, and promises to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions. "First, you must wear a diaphragm." Cinderella agrees. "What's the second condition?" "You must be home by 2 a.m. Any later, and your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin." Cinderella agrees to be home by 2. The appointed hour comes and goes, and Cinderella doesn't show up. Finally, at 5 a.m., Cinderella shows up looking love-struck and *very* satisfied. "Where have you been?" demands the fairy godmother. "Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!!" "I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything." "I know of no prince with that kind of power! What was his name?" "I can't remember, exactly, uhm, Peter Peter, something or other."

HERE'S A THOUGHT: Who empties the wishing well?

Snow White- a coke freak. She needed a little somthing for the nose.
Happy- grass.
Sleepy- reds.
Grumpy- too much speed.
Sneezy- a coke freak.
Doc- well, Doc had connections.
Dopey- he was into everything.
(Any old orafice would do it for Dopey. You know, leg up, arm out.)
Bashfull- didn't need drugs. He was paranoid on his own.

Snow White Again...

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs were roaming in the forest when they came across a lake. The water was enticing and Snow White decided to take a bath, so she told the Dwarfs to turn around while she was undressing to take the bath. The dwarfs protested vehemently. So she relented and said that when they heard the splash, they could turn around. Snow White undressed and as she was about to jump into water, she was startled by a frog who jumped into water before she could. The moment the Dwarfs heard the SPLASH, the Dwarfs turned around and saw Snow White standing STARK NAKED. Now if this incident is a preview to an ad, what product is being advertised? Scroll down for answer.

7-UP!

Now wasn't that different?