A Monkey Joke...

A man walks into a bar with his pet monkey. The man casually orders a beer and then proceeds to drink it while his monkey curiously looks around the bar. THEN! All of the sudden - the monkey jumps up onto the pool table, grabs the cue ball and swallows it whole. The bartender yells to the man "Hey! did you see that? Your monkey just ate my fuckin' cue ball!"

The man replies "Good, I hope the little fucker chokes on it and croaks! He's been nothing but a pain in the ass since day one."

A few weeks later the man returns to the bar, again with his pet monkey. While the man is drinking his beer, the monkey jumps up onto the bar, finds a grape and sticks it up his ass - then takes it out and swallows it whole. The bartender shouts "That's fuckin' disgusting! Did you see what your monkey just did?"

The man casually says "Yeah, well what did you expect? Ever since he swallowed that damn cue ball, he measures everything first."

Wasn't that original?