MARITIME MEDICAL DICTIONARY

Anally: Occurring yearly.

Artery: Study of paintings.

Bacteria: Back door to cafeteria.

Barium: What doctors do when treatment fails.

Bowel: Letters like A, E, I, O, U.

Caesarian Section: A district in Rome.

Catarah: Stringed instruments.

Cat Scan: Searching for kitty.

Cauterize: Make eye contact with her.

Colic: A sheep dog.

Congenital: Friendly.

D&C: Where Washington is.

Diarrhea: Journal of daily events.

Dilate: To live long.

Enema: Not a friend.

Fester: Quicker.

Fibula: Small lie.

Genital: Non Jewish.

GI Series: Soldiers' ball game.

Grippe: Suitcase.

Hangnail: Coat hook.

High Colonic: Jewish religious holiday.

Impotent: Distinguished, well known.

Medical Staff: Doctor's cane.

Morbid: Higher offer.

Nitrate: Cheaper than day rate.

Node: Was aware of.

Outpatient: Person who fainted.

Pap Smear: Fatherhood test.

Pelvis: Cousin of Elvis.

Placenta: Christmas flower.

Post Operative: Letter Carrier.

Prostate: Flat on your back.

Protein: Favouring young people.

Recovery Room: Place to do upholstery.

Rectum: Nearly killed ‘em.

Rheumatic: Amorous.

Scar: Rolled tobacco leaf.

Secretion: Hiding anything.

Seizure: Roman Emperor.

Serology: Study of Knighthood.

Tablet: Small table.

Terminal Illness: Sickness at the airport.

Tibia: Country in North Africa.

Tumour: An extra pair.

Urine: Opposite of you're out.

Varicose: Located nearby.

Vein: Conceited.

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