Home

Art | Blog | Crime Prevention | Entertainment | Forum | Humour | Inspiration | All About Me
Humour
steve lee now!

The Jesus Study...

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

  1. He called everyone "brother."
  2. He liked Gospel.
  3. He couldn’t get a fair trial.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
  1. He went into his Father’s business.
  2. He lived at home until he was 33.
  3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
  1. He talked with his hands.
  2. He had wine with every meal.
  3. He used olive oil.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Californian:
  1. He never cut his hair.
  2. He walked around barefoot all of the time.
  3. He started up a new religion.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
  1. He never got married.
  2. He was always telling stories.
  3. He loved green pastures.
But the most compelling of all…3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
  1. He fed a crowd at moments notice when there was no food.
  2. He kept trying to get a message to a bunch of men who just didn’t get it.
  3. And even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was more work to do.

And find some more humour!

steve lee now!
making people happy since 1997!

steve lee now! is the personal website of Steven H. Lee, dedicated to revealing his interest and explorations in life, art, writing, movies, music, literature, photography, painting, tv, volunteering and much more!

Some of the ideas, jokes and writing on this site deal with mature themes and subject matters, and as such, reader discretion is advised.

Legal Notice | Site Privacy Policy

http://www.steveleenow.net/