The lovers passionately embraced on her bed, their bodies fused together as they grated to the beat of love. The woman cocked her head and listened.

"Quick, it's my husband coming through the front door. Hide in the bathroom", she cried.

The lover ran into the bathroom as she hid his clothes under the bed and as she turned back, her husband was coming through the door.

"What are you doing lying on the bed naked?" he asked.

"Darling, I heard you coming up the driveway and got ready for you," she replied with a knowing smile.

"Great," he said "I'll just skip into the bathroom and I'll be right with you then."

Before she could stop him he was into bathroom where he found the lover clapping his hands in mid air. "Who the devil are you?!" the husband demanded. "I'm from the exterminator company. Your wife called me in to get rid of the pesky moths". the lover replied.

"But....but you've got no clothes on" stammered the husband.

The lover looked down and jumped backwards in surprise and said "Those pesky little bastards!!"