EVERY LETTER OF THE ALPHABET

Anderson and Alex are aerobic. But Bobby beats Barry. Certainly Anderson and Alex didn't care for Bobby beating Barry, instead of being aerobic like they were. Dick was a cop who knew that Anderson and Alex didn't like Barry beating Bobby, however Barry was a doll, and there was nothing Dick could do. Everytime Dick asked Barry to stop beating Bobby, Barry went ballistic - ranting and raving and shouting obscenities - so Dick made Barry get help. From a professional of course.

"Get thee to a psychiatrist little Buddy Bobby!" Dick said. Henry was a doctor and a personal friend to Dick, and so Dick asked Henry to console Barry. In no time at all an appointment was set up between Henry and Bobby. Just as Barry arrived, Jack was leaving the office, and Jack looked like a real crazy guy. Kissing noises perturbed from Jack's bowl as he put on his coat and walking shoes. Little did Bobby know, but the good doctor had a name. Mr, no Dr. Richard Nazinoski. Nazinoski had studied psychology at Harvard, and earned his Bachelors in the field of paranormal psycho-pseudo new age psychological rehabilitationary study. Openly admitted at the receptionist's desk, Bobby was asked to sit down and fill out 6 pages of forms as he waited, and he waited, and waited, and waited.

"Please come with me, Bobby," said Nurse Jane with no last name. Quietly they entered Dr. Nazinoski's inner office and Bobby sat down on the big brown leather couch as the nurse handed the Doctor some files.

"Ruguffcha-cha-cou-arckh!" coughed the doctor, "Excuse me, bad cough today. Sorry, sorry, so sorry. Uhm, you're Bobby right?"

"Think so, yes, I'm Bobby, yes that's me, I am." Bobby answered confidently. "U think I'm Bobby, then that's me." Bobby followed up awkwardly.

"Very good then. Do you like my artwork?" asked Dr. Nazinoski.

"Well, yes, it's all right." answered Bobby when all of the sudden a loan gunman bursted into the inner office and began shooting the place up! "X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X!" was the sound of empty machine gun as it rattled on and on!

"Yikes!" screamed the doctor, "what's the meaning of this - if you want to kill us you need ammunition Amrit, so go to uhm, uhm," he snapped his fingers, "where should he go for ammunition Bobby?"

"Zellars?"

The end.
Written by: Steven Lee

(c) 1996

(And for those of you who are totally deft, each sentence begins with a different letter of the alphabet, by alphabetical order. Kinda dumb, I know, but fun!)

More Fun with Letters........

P as in Peazza.

G as in Gnat.

P as in pneumonia.

K as in know.

A kindergarten class is learning the alphabet, and the letter of the day in this particular class was the letter "x." The teacher asks anyone if they know any words that start with the letter "x." A little girl answers "x-husband?"