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Creative Pick-Up Lines

In this world of standards, we all know that the same old pick-up lines just don't work anymore. So here is a small collection of new creative lines that may just do the trick. or not!

10. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

9. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

8. I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.

7. I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
6. Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.

5. You be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King: you treat me right, and I'll do it your way.

4. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

3. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.

2. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

1. Your name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.

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