What kind of shoes are made from banana skins?
Slippers.

What's black and white and red all over?
A newspaper.

What kind of rooms have no walls?
Mushrooms.

What did the letter say to the stamps?
Stick with me and we'll go places.

When is door not a door?
When it's ajar.

What happened to the boy that drank 8 cokes?
He burped 7-Up.

Why is 8 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9.

"Call me a cab."
"Okay, you're a cab!"

Why did Bob throw the butter out the window?
He wanted to see butter fly.

What happens to a grape when an elephant steps on it?
It lets out a little whine.

What time is it when your clock strikes 13?
Time to get a new clock.

How can you stop a skunk from smelling?
Hold its nose.

Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?
In case they get a hole in one.