THE Boss

When the Lord made man, all the parts of the body argued over who would be the boss. The brain explained that since he controlled all the parts of the body, he should be the boss. The legs argued that they should be the boss, since they could take the body anywhere it wanted to go. The stomach countered with the explanation that since he digested all the food, he kept the body healthy, therefore he should be the boss. The eyes said without vision man could not see where he was going. Therefore, they should be the boss. Then the rectum spoke up and applied for the job. The other parts of the body all laughed so hard that the rectum closed up. After a few days, the brain got foggy, the legs became wobbly, the stomach became ill, and the eyes crossed and could not see. Soon they all conceded that the rectum should be the boss. Which just goes to prove that you don't have to be a brain to be the boss. Just an ass.